April 2010
1 post
“Yeah I want you, ‘cause I love you, but I don’t NEED you baby....”
March 2010
4 posts
3weeks
Hello
3weeks that I’ve been gone, geeesh time flies. Anything new? Eh. I get my license in 21 days. Yay yay yay. That has me extra extra pumped. I’m fucking OUT this summer. Clubs and beaches bitch :D :D :D Oh and alcohol galoreeeeeeee! Fuck yeah. And the Puerto Rican parade too. That’s the most poppin parade NOT the Dominican one. I’m Dominican too so I’m not like...
February 2010
21 posts
“Hate is stronger than love. That’s the fire. Then there’s karma.”
“And I swear, everywhere we go the spotlight is on us. I roll with the baddest...”
It's been a while.
Why hellllo.
It’s been forever since I’ve been on this thing. I can finally say I’m enjoying the single life! Oh isn’t it just beautiful?
I sign onto tumblr and see a whole bunch of new people following me. I can’t help but laugh at these people’s posts. Posers really get under my skin. All of a sudden people are into like expressing themselves and are so...
“Essentially, you always want to remember that although he is a grown man, inside...”
– Why Men Love Bitches
“Whoa! Hellooo down there!”
I think its safe to say I’m finally happy and at peace within myself. It wasn’t easy, and I didn’t do it alone; I swear, He gave me the strength. He felt my pain and struggled with me. He really did hear me cry to him, and He was the one consoling me those times I wanted to just end it all. With faith, no pain lasts forever. And I hate when people say, “Oh no, how can you...
So, tomorrow is my first day of this program or whatever. My mother tells me I’m gonna have my own “personal mentor” who’s gonna handle my “case”. I’m really not looking forward to this. Supposbly this place is a program for “problem children”; I’ll be damned if someone tries to talk to me like I’m an idiot, I will fucking blow!...
I’ve yet to understand how suspension is a form of punishment. I mean, the past three days, I’ve stood up all night, talk shit on the phone with my girls, stuff my face, order tons of movies till I knockout, and then just wake up at about 2pm the next day. I haven’t done shit; and quite frankly, I haven’t learned shit either. Whatever. Fuck them. I’m gonna go lay next...
So I went to the doctor today because I’ve been getting these really bad stomach pains when I have the urge to pee; and like I always have to pee every 5 mins. So serious, Lauras always like WTF, it’s gotten bad. I always hold my pee in so that’s kinda why Im getting these pains, well it is why. But okay whatever! NOW, they gave me these pills or whatever and the doctor told me...
Even after you pound a bitches face in, it’s like it’s never enough.
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK...
i need a tapeworm.
So I was getting ready to hop into the shower, I was walking around my room in my bra and panties grabbing my towel and my shower gel and all that stuff…Then I saw I had a new notification from facebook so I sit down in my chair to check it, and when I look down, I see my huge gut, like melting off of me. Disgusting. I’m so grossed out. I’ve gained so much weight the passed...
January 2010
58 posts
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw...
“When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand...”
– Unknown
“Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the...”
– Unknown
“Happiness needs sadness.
Success needs failure.
Benevolence needs evil.
Love...”
– Philippos
Complete denial
And everything you told me, was that real? Was that from the heart? Because I don’t think you meant that. I think it’s just a phase, and I think when time comes, you’ll realize. Right? I love you.
“As broken as I am, I do it all with style. Diva.”
“After all is said and done, more is said than done.”
“And then came the storm. I sat in the middle of it, waiting for the lightening...”